Hey stop showing off up there

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

scientifrick:

this just in facebook hiring carrots in an attempt to infiltrate us

October 12th.

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catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

lewis actually has a life outside the internet... hahahshahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahhahahaaahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahha yeah sure hahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

“Is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than ‘vindictive’, ‘jealous’, ‘shallow’, ‘vain’, ‘boring’ or ‘cruel’? Not to me.” — J.K. Rowling (via wordsnquotes)

“Why is a porn blog following me” — Ancient tumblr user proverb (via cutemutant)

dutchster:

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned

penis-hilton:

congratulations snow white that’s fucking unsanitary as shit