evangelame:

having your favorite character be a minor character is like being a proud mother at a school play and cheering every time your kid comes on stage even though they’re playin the part of tree #3

Mutation. It is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward.

joshpeck:

alright, put the money in the bag….

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PUT IT IN

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umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir

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oh hahahahahaha

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ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY

get to know me meme: [2/5] favorite tv shows » friends

↳ How do you expect me to grow if you won’t let me blow?

powerofvoodoo:

geektoriassecret:

thatdisneylover:

HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.

WOMB NUGGET

dylanr5:

tutsthepussy:

smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you.

but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up someone elses life.

AMEN

Visual Development for Bambi

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  •  they continue walking for a few seconds
  •  *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  •  *leaves her alone*
  •  *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  •  *playful kiss*
  •  *things turn sexy*
  •  *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  •  *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  •  *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  •  *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  •  *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  •  *white girl runs*
  •  *dead end*
  •  *hides*
  •  *thinks she free n safe*
  •  *guy catches her*
  •  *cuts her*
  •  *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

Crystal Reed for Paul Smith

swifttcriss:

[friends theme starts playing softly in the distance] *drops bowl of cereal* *runs through the house* *leaps over couch* *clap clap clap clap*

dear followers,

fawkesface:

okay so I know I’ve asked this before but if you guys could maybe check out this webseries my friend and I have created, and maybe subscribe, that would be great :) any support it much appreciated (x)

thank you angels